Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.

Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.

by st1n3r May 24, 2019

Cuppy Farting

When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.

Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."

Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"

Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."

Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"

Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"

by EnemaBucket August 27, 2019

Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

A Jamie Fart

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis

Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!

by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017