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bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.
"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."
by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025
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flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine
"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."
by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
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Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.
My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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Bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020
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