Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009

National tear that ass up day

You shall tear up the ass look of your gf or bf every 4th of August

I sure am happy it's National tear that ass up day!

by NTTAUD August 3, 2021

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

Senpai suck my ass

When you want an upperclassman to lick your butthole.

That upperclassman is so hot!!! Senpai suck my ass!

by ILikeWaffles123 July 1, 2016

sun shines from his ass

When one thinks so highly of oneself, sees oneself as superior to most humanity and generally feels the earth evolves around him and the sun shines from his ass.

This is an Israeli expression.

Benjamin seems to think the sun shines from his ass, or he wouldn't dare behave to us as he does.

by Karpada July 28, 2014

more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006

Blowing bubbles out your ass

Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.

"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."

by Paulodox6 September 23, 2013