Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

Ooh my

what she said when i pulled out my dick

*pulls it out*
"ooh my, does it end?"

by The all-wise Buddah December 12, 2018

My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018

Ricky in my clitty

Ricky in my clitty is the words the man the myth the legend Ricky Berwick used to call his good friend Michael Rosen. When he sais it the human that is being spoke to grows a clit on their stomach. Out pops Michael Rosen and they all have a threesome. Ricky Berwick then proceeds to lick the Jew killer himself Adolfo hitler. Osama always watches over to make sure the threesome goes to plan

Fuck Ricky in my clitty

by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018