I

If you looked up I on purpose, then ur a fucked up dumbass or ur bored idk

I am either bored or a dumbass.

by Afuckinasshole February 1, 2021

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

Stop i like girls

A phrase often used by closet homosexuals to maintain their facade to society.

Higher usage of the phrase is indicative of increased levels of gay.

Julien: Stop I like girls
Julien's mum: I really wished I hadn't raised a faggot

by IthinkIfuckeduplol December 27, 2018

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

i love you most

a phrase for when you love someone, unarguably, the most.

"Wow, I love you most" Piper said to her girlfriend Sam (who profusely argues that she loves Piper the most)

by pippypeabody July 29, 2020