Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

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National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

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shut your up

When shut up isn't enough to shut someone up.

You got games on your phone?

Shut your up, Kevin

by Pengi209 July 12, 2021

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Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.

Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF

by WisdomWords69696969 July 14, 2021

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The grammatically non-binary offspring of "your" and "you're".

1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.

2. belonging to or associated with any person in general.

3. you are.

"what is youre name?"
"the sight is enough to break youre heart"
"youre an angel, Deb!"

by i'm no body July 14, 2021

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