I wouldn't dare

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.

Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

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Alright I guess

Basically someone disagrees with you and is like unamused 😒 but they don’t want to make you mad/sad

Jake: Let’s go to the beach
Sara: Alright I guess?
Jake: You don’t wanna go?
Sara: Uhhh, yeah?

by TheLimist August 20, 2023

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i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.

“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”

by Pineapples sit on the beach August 20, 2023

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That's all I know.

A term used in the Mid-Western region of the United States, particularly Eastern Missouri. The term is used to end a gossip session or other verbal engagement between Two or more people. It is spoken when the speaker is ready to disengage from the conversation or has no further information concerning the topic of discussion. It is also a common signifier that the person using the term is done engaging in general conversation with another person.

Also, Sarah has her bridal shower and she wanted me to give you that info. Well, that's all I know.

by Merqueen August 21, 2023

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