Dumb ugly ass bitch day

A day for that “special” ugly ass kid or your friend that’s just so fucking ugly!!!

Oh wow it’s national dumb ugly ass bitch day I didn’t even know that was a day!!!

by Ugly day November 16, 2019

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.

Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"

by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto

Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

by questionman2468 November 8, 2016

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018