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saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
by chantyruby November 8, 2010
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opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass
When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019
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National grab homies ass year

Grab yo homies ass for a year♥️
by Geykumes April 15, 2019
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There’s a fine line between ass and grapes

Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”
by Just a guy saying things August 2, 2019
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Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
by bender@iloveBender.com March 3, 2017
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National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.
guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)
by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020
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