October 31 national slap ass

On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it

Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh

by Its me unknow thicc boy October 31, 2019

shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

Pansy ass cry baby bitch

Someone who gets butthurt easily by an opinion of others(when it doesn’t even target them)even though it’s straight facts.

Damn I can’t believe Urban Dictionary didn’t post my definition I guess the people who read it were being too busy being pansy ass cry baby bitches that they couldn’t handle a honest definition.

by Rach9797 July 29, 2020

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes

It’s just something they say

Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”

by Just a guy saying things August 2, 2019

National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake

Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019

National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.

guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020

saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...

tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

by chantyruby November 8, 2010