Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.

"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"

by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 11, 2023

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

.

343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Your star

Your star is someone you look up To. The person you aspire to be someone you forever hope to be. Not exactly like then just as kind or maybe as mean as them.

Person 1: Caleb is so gentle he's my star<33

Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..

by Gtzaiw July 2, 2023

youre targeted

said by a fatass that works at chick fil a back of house. created while playing fortnite with greasy fingers and sweating

you know what dgon, youre targeted

by youretargeted October 15, 2023

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018