no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

by Huomk September 19, 2020

Moo shit

A cows shit

Farmer“What happened”

cow”moo shit”

by Moo shit September 20, 2020

shit-stirrer

Someone who likes to know all information about another human being and then turn around and use that information against them by telling a mutual party without permission.

Erin is such a shit-stirrer, she went and told my ex information that was not hers to share.

by gojags00 September 21, 2020

Shit

The word you scream when you stub your toe.

You: stubs your toe
You: SHITTTT

by Jake, from Statefarm September 28, 2020

Full Of Shit

Someone who is just telling so many lies they are full of shit ( the lies are the shit)

Brooo you can win 100,000 dollars from doing this

Man quit being so Full Of Shit

by ToMuRaAlLfOrOnE October 21, 2020

Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020