ten toes up ten toes down

ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.

Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.

by goddered69 September 15, 2009

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Drop a bomb from five foot up

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.

"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."

by Bitticks February 1, 2008

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

by Troller7164 April 19, 2021

yum yum eatem' up

When you see hot guy/girl and you want to "eatem' up"

email #1: Did you see that hot guy? He is so fine!
email #2: You mean...yum yum eatem' up

by Anastasia=) August 24, 2006

Bang Up Time on the Flip Top

Something totally streetwise white guys say to their supervisors at the FFC to confuse them.

Hey Austin! Bang up time on the flip top!

by Arithmetics September 7, 2007