Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Nut shit

Someone that's pissed of or annoyed at someone

She on nut shit

by Godly science February 2, 2021

Shit licker

If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Definitely not a shit licker"

by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020

no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Shit Cunt

Lewis Lovecock

Oi Shit Cunt

by Tosspots Unite November 7, 2019

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

shit esteem

Diarrhea

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass

by Zekuro December 24, 2021