dab me up bro

If you ever go to composite high school in Fort McMurray and someone comes up to you and says dab me up bro you high-five them with you hand parallel thumbs up then fist bump

Person one "dab me up bro"
Person two" dab me up"

by Willowarmadillo February 2, 2022

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

by Off with her head! October 3, 2016

open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!

Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

ten toes up ten toes down

ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.

Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.

by goddered69 September 15, 2009

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017