dirty fucking tramp

this is a term used when u see a kid with white hairs thinks he's really good called richard this is what you do before u go to his house a bath then cover ur self in plastic and go to his house watch out for towels coverd in shit. keep saying touch it and laught at it with a mate . this kid has no mates only 2 but i will keep them safe coz there great for the deadly smell when ur in his house and actualy talking to him well he talking about bullshit to u thats one reason his house is full of shit all the bullshit he talks. when u say make me a cup of tea he makes u one with a extra suprise in shit he says its a tea bag but its crust of turd he had right if u have lived and ur going home this is wot u do when u get home fill the bath with bleach and acid and lots of nice smelling stuff to make u smell good and stay in there until ur body has socked up all the water which will take up 2 6 weeks and and do it again and make sure u take a picture when ur there and when u go bak u can see if he has tidyed it up

richard stop bullshiting i rip if ur head and stick it up a bulls ass to make it look like it has the shits

by richard May 6, 2005

fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.

I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

fuck my life

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.

Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!

by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008

Fuck Shit Up

to consume drugs, consume alcohol, party, and get fucked up!

Afro: What are we gonna do tonight johnny?
Johnny: WERE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP!!
Afro: Ahh fuck shit up!!

by Afro<-- October 7, 2010

shit mother fuck

this can mean just about anything. It can be used as a noun, adj, or even a verb.

EX: can you pass the shit mother fuck?

how was your day and shit mother fuck?

Yeah, I had to do the dishes and shit mother fuck.

do you like her and shit mother fuck?

by slayerwill9 March 12, 2010

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010

Don Fucking Knotts

Don Fucking Knotts is a term used when a person is fervent towards a material object.

Each word is enthused and usually shouted while the person thrusts the object towards the listeners face while each word is said.

"Dude, check out who's in this movie! DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

"Guess who I met yesterday. DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

by Longineu Fargo January 6, 2008