missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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Fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword February 16, 2018
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Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.
That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!
by No Mercy June 16, 2025
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biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.
by COOKIE918 July 30, 2017
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Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)
by Amongusly September 21, 2021
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Shit goblin

by It's Not David October 03, 2022
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Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.
When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.
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