give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021

i love you

a word nobody would ever say to me

girl: I love you! I've been holding it in for years, and I thought this would be the perfect time to confess!
me: wait is this a dream

by nzap85 December 13, 2021

You

A clown

your a clown,yes!

by thefunnydudenotfunnyanymore December 14, 2021

You piece

A light insult/exclamation of annoyance

When you buy an otter hoping it buffs your dog or your level 3 bee but it goes to your ant which you were gonna pill next turn.

"You piece!"

by french32 December 15, 2021

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021

Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Freud You

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

by Derkadurr December 18, 2021