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by ÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑ March 20, 2025
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Fan Man

A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.

A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.

A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.

When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.

A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"

Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
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Super Dizlow Man

A proper name given to a person who would much rather hide in his/her house, or in a cave, for days at a time. Often, this person refuses to contact or be contacted by any living creature. When this person does emerge from their hermit like existence, they are often recognizable by increased hair growth both in the facial and cranial region.
Me: Yo you are Super Dizlow Man
P: I know
by MaZe February 12, 2004
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Not cool man

a phrase to express deep disapproval, coined by F block H Pre Algebra
That 4.1 and 4.2 test? not cool man.
by Qwerty keybord April 10, 2021
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Man Cave

A Man Cave is a space in a house that is created by a man... for man... usually to fulfill his needs for watching sports and working on hobbies.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.

A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
Dude or Bro... It's college football Saturday... I'll be working on my Harley while watching some games if you want to come over.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
by The Urban American Guy November 18, 2021
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