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sick like 2 dicks

An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.
Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".
by JDLush May 30, 2006
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taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.
He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!
by ima90sbb September 20, 2009
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Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
by berto4663 March 30, 2022
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Suck Noah jessome dick day

It’s a day where u suck Noah jessomes dick April 19
Tweeter was suck Noah jessome dick day ok
by Daddy day care bird April 16, 2019
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Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
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i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017
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Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020
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