Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017

Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.

Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank

by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012

hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.

Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'

by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011

Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021