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Concern Troll 

1. (Noun) The Concern Troll differentiates itself from more outwardly nasty cousins by using generally polite language and claiming to agree with their victims. They then claim that their victims are essentially "doing it wrong," to help, they offer advice which would either invalidate their victims' position, cause an inherent hypocrisy with their philosophy, or render them unable to effectively advocate for it.

Their first known appearance was in talk radio, where they would open up their call with, "I'm such a huge fan, and you're always right, but..." usually followed with statements completely at odds with the philosophy governing the show. They were nicknamed by some as "seminar callers," because progressive groups in the USA had actually funded seminars where they taught followers to use this tactic against opposition voices on the radio in the '90s. These deceptive practices and individuals have since metastasized into the internet.

This is why most Concern Trolls are found on boards or the comment sections of political subjects; they use this tactic to attempt to sow seeds of doubt, and weaken their political opposition. Most are left-wing progressives, although a smattering of alt-right Concern trolls have begun to appear.

The cure for the typical nasty troll is the simple statement, "don't feed the trolls," i.e., ignore them. The cure for the Concern Troll is, "NEVER TAKE THE ADVICE!" (And if you are attracting them, likely you are doing something right)
Concern Troll Example 1:

User: "...and that is how I believe we should publicly advocate for our position on this important topic."

CT: "Hi User, I agree entirely with this topic, and everything you've said, but you come off extremely rude with this, so if you expect to do it right, you shouldn't advocate like you said, instead, stay home and write in a journal. You wouldn't want to hurt people's feelings and be a jerk, right?"
(The advice, if taken, would remove User from the public debate, weakening their side)

Concern Troll Example 2:

Radio show caller: "Hello Rush, I'm a huge fan! I've been listening to you since the beginning, and agree 100% with 99% of what you say; but, you are wrong on this and it could hurt your audience. We should have higher taxes and more government regulation on this topic, and it surprises me you aren't being consistent by supporting this."
(The advice here would completely go against the governing philosophy of Limbaugh, and if taken, would make him contradict his own philosophy, causing listeners to turn him off)
Concern Troll by brrrayday July 24, 2017
Related Words

feeding the troll 

When a person overreacts and replies to a troll.
trollguy775453432: mairo haz sux!!!!1!!11 miencruft iz betder
peter45: But Mario is an amazing game!
idontcare: I don't care. I don't want to be feeding the troll.
feeding the troll by yoshiguy January 11, 2016

Concern Troll 

A phrase used by the progressive netroots whenever someone questions the effectiveness of their activism, or notices that they are acting like fools, and discrediting their causes by incredibly silly gestures.
See: http://www.openleft.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=7501

(Noting that facebook isn't a good vehicle for protest makes one a "concern troll.)
Concern Troll by Mr.Eddy October 9, 2008

forum troll

A person, usually named Cannon Fodder, that posts anything and everything in forums to try to be as cool as Terrible*One
Cannon Fodder is a forum troll
forum troll by t-1 December 29, 2004

pole troll 

A troll like person who hangs out underneath a pole where girls dance and grabs them once they get off and charges them a dance or disgusting flirt before they can pass as a toll.
Livia-I just finished my dance on the poll and this dude attacked me when i was trying to pass.
Gary-Yeah that's the pole troll, he's some douche nut.
pole troll by glau May 29, 2007

Garage Troll 

When a smelly, ugly, statutory raping kid with creepy navajo colored skin tries to fuck nasty high school sluts and lives in your garage. Yet helps lower your rent and utility costs. They mainly live off the cooler and better looking residents empty discarded coors light beer cans. Be careful though very easily angered when hungry!
Man that nasty garage troll sure does suck at life, but i loooovvveee cheaper rent!
Garage Troll by Ernesto Fustaire August 11, 2010