Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021

Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.

"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."

by Bitnacht February 07, 2020

After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.

After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.

by ColintheMan December 27, 2009

Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 23, 2018

party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

Tossing yesterdays salad

Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.

"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""

by Gonzotherebelclown August 27, 2012

back ally salad

A salad that is eaten in a dirty back ally. It is not a good salad to eat!

James was apprehended the the police late at night when he was caught eating a back ally salad.

by panteraj18 March 13, 2018