Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

by the SassCrotch July 3, 2009

meat saddle

A meat saddle refers to a girl who is know for sleeping with many men.

I heard that Deena from the Jersey Shore is a total meat saddle.

by snowpants14 January 16, 2011

Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

Eye Meat

Smoking hot babe. Perfect combination of hot and slut

Rachel is eye meat.

This party has so much eye meat.

My friend’s mom is total eye meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018