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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.
My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.
by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022
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Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016
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Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.
Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.
by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021
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Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.
"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"
by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017
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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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chunky waffle butt

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked
damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha
by E=mc2 July 18, 2006
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