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Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.
passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.
by festizio March 13, 2015
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Lip Window

When you can see someone’s gum smackers through their water bottle
Omg dude I can totally see that guys lips through his water bottle. Thanks for the Lip Window that nobody asked for my dude.

“Lip Window”

-Lono April 29th, 2021
by Fett 44 April 29, 2021
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window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.
Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011
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Window Cracker

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.
“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”
by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023
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Window

1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can
My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.
by Marine bcb November 17, 2016
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Window

Another word for bitch that you can use around people you aren’t allowed to swear around
He is a total window
by lexi_2005 February 6, 2020
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Windows

You mean the Windows Operating System or a window? Well, its a operating system.
“omg you got the new Windows 11?”
“dude Windows 95 is my favorite
by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021
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