sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Sad cunt

Anyone who is whipped on a girl and says they aren’t, then one day a mate gets with that girl and he gets sad

Oh jack was such a ‘Sad Cunt’ the other day.

by Crackhead from down the road July 04, 2019

Sad Cunt

When you're with your misso and she dumbs you so you come crying to the boys as a second options

Fuck me, Jordan was such a 'Sad Cunt' on Friday

by Crackhead from down the road July 07, 2019

don't be sad

"Don't be sad."
That's literally what you tell somebody when they're feeling bad or simply are sad.

You're trying to comfort them.

Sarah: “Ugh, I hate my life. I feel so sad right now.”
George: “Aw, don't be sad! Life goes on, it's going to get better soon.”

by emsmh February 06, 2018

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 19, 2019

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019

Sad Sauce

When your life is just so sad but also saucy.

That’s like so sad sauce.

by Roseygal86 October 27, 2022