Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
Get the Two-Pump Trumpmug. 
pummping is when know as a guy pumping a shotgun in his ass while pumping the shotgun to get ready to shoot his asshole to blow up
by john gimmy December 11, 2024
Get the pumpmug. When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013
Get the pump-cream piemug. When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018
Get the 2 Pump Shumpmug. 1. Hitting the other person when they least expect it.
2. The left or right side of somebody.
Like when they pump gas at the gas station.
2. The left or right side of somebody.
Like when they pump gas at the gas station.
by Jake Balinton June 22, 2022
Get the Pump sidemug.