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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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Jala-pee-know

How an American pronounces the well-known Mexican pepper
"Hey Frank! Can you pass me the jala-pee-knows?
by Derpasaurus_Rex55 November 28, 2018
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Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
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pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"
this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees
by skivaper02 August 9, 2017
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Pee wee tapperded

When a science teacher flirts with you and then touches you with a beaker
Lizzy: my science teacher just pee wee tapperded me

Nate:me too
by It’s Nate guys February 20, 2019
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small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch
bro 1: “stoppp come on man
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man
by NalaWyu February 24, 2019
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Pee

Pee
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by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019
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