swag level master

Swag level master: someone who has gotten past the first 99 tiers of swag and reached such high swag they are a master. By the off chance you run into a swag master you must bow respectfully and say sup swagmaster Sam (for example). When you become one whenever you go out you must have a posse of swag friends level 7+ meaning they are fly. To gain such a high level of swag you need a big dick, talk the talk, walk the walk, and makes lots of parodies. Also use the word swag a lot and each time you will go up a level. The highest swag level master is a Chinese dude with a level of 5000 however generally a swagmaster is 500+.

Random swag less guy: yo sup swagmaster. Swag level master: *quick nod with shades*. Random swag less guy at school: OMG yesterday I was acknowledged by a Chinese swag master!

by Dondochakka aka swagman October 5, 2013

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Douche Master Flash

Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.

Noun.

(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)

Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?

Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.

Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.

(See Douche Master 9000)

by greend123 April 9, 2010

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egg master 9000

egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.

egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.

by snapkid666 October 5, 2017

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