National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 03, 2021

Bearded Cave

Way of saying hairy vagina.

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.

by Kev22Wilt August 26, 2015

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 01, 2015

Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 04, 2014

travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017

Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.

That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.

by Thundersnow11 September 19, 2019

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 14, 2008