turtle in the water

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

by Young Musky November 17, 2013

boof water

a type of juice (particularly a nicotine kind of juice) it to a vape device so you can suck on it and get addicted.

“hey dude you got the boof water?”

“yeah bro, its my bag.”

by liza678 February 23, 2019

water 2

the second installment of water, because water sucks

fuck it water 2

by Erple November 19, 2020

House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.

The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.

by btracyd May 11, 2015

Water Dogged

When your penis is raw, swollen and cracked like a hot dog after being boiled.

Travis waa crushing it so hard with the cheer squad last week, he is all water dogged.

by Jillybean83 June 23, 2017

kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017

Frūt Water

The smelly remnants of a female’s cum when she hasn’t washed up in a month

Girl A: Ew you smell like Frūt water

by IShitWhenImHorny February 5, 2020