Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

by Seven47 August 28, 2022

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
Sam&will bby
Sam&will bby
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.
This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
by The ideal God May 27, 2018

by Simpsy April 17, 2008

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

When a female pleasures themselves.
by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012
