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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.
Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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Welsh wank

Welsh wank Is where you have sex with your sister while wearing a sheep Coat
Welsh wank is Fuckin your sister in a sheep skin jacket
by Seven47 August 28, 2022
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Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
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Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.
by The ideal God May 27, 2018
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Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
by Simpsy April 17, 2008
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Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
by NebulaNom April 2, 2015
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Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.
Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank
by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012
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