Peel the Banana

To take off a condom during sex.
Sam: Hey, when are you and Sarah going to have a baby?
Ben: I don't know. But all she has to do is peel the banana.
by Wedon June 09, 2015
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cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.
1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!
by Zanith May 22, 2004
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Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.
Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!
by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009
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rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
by Little Nerd April 27, 2006
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banana banging

Banana banging is the art of plundering your fart box with a banana with the intention of getting off.
Suzy whats wrong? Oh I'm just a little sore Mandy, I was banana banging myself all night.
by poopknife January 20, 2015
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Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action
Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there
by Practically perfect January 03, 2021
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Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck
"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"
by DirectoryAura May 04, 2016
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