A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
by drier than the atacama June 05, 2024
Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 08, 2024
by Supreme_aidan March 19, 2019
The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.
by CrankyEngineer February 06, 2018
by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017
A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
by Lilmoop June 30, 2018
jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis
by asdf1347 May 19, 2011