Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".
Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.
Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"
Past-tense: "proffed"
Someone prone to profen is a: profing.
Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)
Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.
Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"
Past-tense: "proffed"
Someone prone to profen is a: profing.
Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)
The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen
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The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
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The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
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"Huh? Why's that?"
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"I've heard they're a profur. Shady stuff.."
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"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"
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