glove poo

when your at a festival and you see a what you think is a glove but is really a dead bird and it has poo on it.

oh its a glove!
oh its a dead bird!
oh someones done a shit on it!!

awh glove poo.

by Laurahorus May 21, 2008

Poo Body

A racial slur for an African American.

You're a poo face.

Oh yeah, well you're a poo body!

by KanonDface January 20, 2009

Winnie the Poo

When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.

We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.

by Pebbles Domus February 23, 2011

fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.

1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!

by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004

Poo Gremlin

The fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your ass as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.

Mark: Ricky I havent shit in 3 days!

Ricky: Why thats weird?

Mark: No its not, im just afraid of the Poo Gremlin touching my ass while I shit. Ill just wait till I get home.

by Mark Van Fucko November 17, 2011

poo slinger

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey

Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok

by poo slinger April 1, 2005

Lochness Poo

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010