(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.
The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.
by WHC'sOwnReal May 29, 2011
Get the Ass Piss mug.Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.
by Brucester September 10, 2006
Get the piss pasty mug.when u dnt liek something and u sorta liek chuck it away or just piss it off u no?
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
by nick39572o89w3hroiw2 March 31, 2009
Get the piss that off mug.An over grown bush of pubic hair on the dick or pussy that has become a piss trap and smells like the strong odor of piss.
I was going down on this chick last night that had piss pubes, her bush was so hairy and full of piss i almost puked!
by luscious1ali January 24, 2010
Get the Piss Pubes mug.To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010
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Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 11, 2006
Get the piss tool mug.A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
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