twat pirate

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

Dirty pirate skank

A modified version of the pirate (dirty pirate skank) skank, usually dirty as fuck!

Joe: Dude that chick wanted me to eat skittles out of her ass last night.

Friend: Ahaha you got you a dirty pirate skank!

by Snake22787 January 31, 2009

Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

cum pirate

one who steals your cum and tries to put it in someone elses vagina to get them knocked up

dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy

by lushous lou May 9, 2010

Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

by justincolt May 4, 2011

ghetto pirate

Girls in the hood who wear scarves on their heads outside the house. They will wear them to church, to work, and even to a funeral. Don't ask them why they have the scarves on eveyday,because they will put a cap in your ass.

Kendra wears that greasy scarf every damn day,so she must be a ghetto pirate. ( wrap )

by picklebaby May 1, 2012

Sneaky Pirate

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then sneakily goes for her second hole.

Wow, Tom is such a sneaky pirate. We were having sex and he put it in the wrong hole!

by quackers88 May 21, 2014