Cumberland Pipeline

When your sibling cums into a condom and freezes it. Later, the condom is taken out of the freezer and used as a dildo.

Ian: Last night my sister wanted a Cumberland Pipeline, so I jacked off to a Hannah Montana music video.
Jen: How did your sister like it?
Ian: She still prefers the Alaskan Pipeline.

Cumberland Pipeline by AK<4 July 10, 2012

Plumperberry Pied 

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

Plumperberry Pied by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012

buckeye pipe 

an unusual piece of improvised marijuana paraphernalia, much like smoking out of an apple, created by hollowing out a buckeye with holes for mouthpiece, bowl and carb. in some variations found at some northern California community colleges, a few drops of high proof alcohol are dropped onto the bud, to facilitate the uptake of psychotropic turpines from the flesh of the buckeye, granting the smoker a different, more pleasurable high.

stoner #1 dude I dont have a piece.

stoner #2 no worries *picks up a fallen, large treen nut*
stoner #1 wtf is that?
stoner #2 a buckeye! indians used them to stupify fish, owing to the presence of psychetropic substances in them. *produces an unnecessarily large knife and begins hollowing out the bowl.

stoner #1 you sure this will work?
stoner #2 its called a buckeye pipe. It'll do a boogie woogie on your brain!

buckeye pipe by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

illastic pipeline 

Fill up a condom with shit and freeze it for 24 hours. After that you will use it as a dildoe on your lover.

"Hey baby! Want my illastic Pipeline? Let me go to the freezer."2

illastic pipeline by Trollax March 7, 2014

cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

cardio pipe by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

Peruvian Pipeline

the art of shitting into a meat grinder and grinding it over your girl or man.

frank: bro me and my girl did a peruvian pipeline last night
phil: thats fucking disgusting

Peruvian Pipeline by Big Kodiak January 8, 2015

Panhandle Piledriver

A mythical exhibition wrestler hailing from Northern Texas, whose signature move is the flying double chicken wing.

Did you see the panhandle piledriver put the flying double chicken wing on him!

Panhandle Piledriver by Onthegas29 February 21, 2015