grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Racking The Pipes

Pushing the accelerator on a running but parked or fully braked motor vehicle in order to create a very audible sound from the exhaust pipes.

The driver of the hot rod was racking the pipes and woke up the whole neighborhood.

by seventhrowscreamer March 13, 2017

Pipe Pipe

In reference to gaming, coined by Twitch Streamer MisterHyde55 and specifically for the game Dead By Daylight, to "Pipe Pipe" means to "Hurry Up and Do Good", in such a way as to earn 2 "Pips" in a single match, which represents performing exceptionally well.

"LessGo! Pipe Pipe!", "Need a Pipe Pipe right now, this Genny is Rekt!", "This killer knows our SWF is here to Pipe Pipe!"

by 66Butch January 9, 2021

Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com July 15, 2017

bae pipe

A guy that you have been having sex with for awhile and you would be your first choice bang when out on the weekends. You sometimes hang out sober if you really need to get laid.

I hope James goes out tonight, I really want some bae pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit

Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe

by Mineralwellsmethpipemaster July 10, 2025