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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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paper

aha! My paper beat your rock
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toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms
That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer
by WonTooThree July 31, 2021
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Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
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