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youtube pants 

the opposite of youtube shorts
Person 1: Yo wanna watch YouTube Pants?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
youtube pants by pwnzzapizza April 12, 2023

Cry in your pants 

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.
"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"
Cry in your pants by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

punch her in the pants 

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants
punch her in the pants by gitch65 November 27, 2012

Silky Bitch Pants 

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.
Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!
Silky Bitch Pants by SWHoll October 5, 2013

Bitchy McBitch Pants 

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.
Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!
Bitchy McBitch Pants by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.
I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.
splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016