Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.

He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 07, 2006

blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

by S.L. Roberts (d.b.a John Thomas) March 15, 2005

Are you on your nose bleed?

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!

Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?

by Woo Woo Holmes/Jones July 24, 2008

Po-face Rattle Nose

A Epic Swear word that can used in any form of speech. See example

I Po-Face Rattle Nose Po-Face Raddle Nosed Po-Face Raddle Nose.

by Ja-man September 08, 2009

i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 02, 2022

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 12, 2020