stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

stone sack

A stoner so brain fried that they're about as useful as a sack of stones

"Wow, Nancy sure has turned into a stone sack."

by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017

stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.

Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.

by Steven Mister-E February 07, 2023

Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 26, 2013

Stoned Drone

To be Stoned :
: to hurl stones at especially

: to kill by pelting with stones

: to make hard or insensitive to feeling
: to face, pave, or fortify with stones
: to rub, scour, or polish with a stone
Drone :
1. A male bee, especially a honeybee, performs no work and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
2. An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
3. A person who does tedious or menial work; a drudge, A Whipping Boy

4. A remotely controlled or autonomous aircraft with no pilot on board. Also called unmanned aircraft system.

There Was a "Stoned Drone" Silence in the Room. I Started, "Stoned Drone" Productions!

Have you Ever Heard of the "Stoned Drone" Obstacle Course??

What Happened to the "Stoned Drone"? Isn't there a Channel Called "Stoned Drone"??

by JNX2020 June 21, 2021

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by August 22, 2023