mexican creeper

Most mechanics hate using rolling creepers to get under a car because it elevates them making access harder so they just use a Piece of cardboard

Jason: want to use my creeper
Luke: no man I’m fat just get me a Mexican creeper
Jason: a what? Lol
Luke: a fucking piece of cardboard

by Jason hmby June 14, 2018

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

Special Mexican

cholos with lawn mowers. They have enough skill to cut grass but can't really do anything else. You see the usual mexicans at restaurants, laying drywall, or driving ice cream trucks, but these guys have special skills. Chances are you've met one in the summer and they always want to mow your lawn, even in the winter.

get those damn special mexicans off my lawn they've been there for two hours. The grass doesn't even grow this time of year!

by DurkaDurkaDude May 8, 2015