Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022

max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max

Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius

Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong

Or

Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis

by [e-mail] November 24, 2021

Max

Fire Crotch

Max has a flaming fire crotch

by Fa33ot March 3, 2022

National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day!

Be nice to him.

Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die

by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 9, 2021

Geef Maxxing

When you set your dont give a fuck attributes to 99.

Geef Maxer was Geef Maxxing with his AirPods in during class while professor was yapping.

by velch merchant 69 xd February 29, 2024

Max Ralph

English Basketball Point Guard For The Golden State Warriors.

Max Ralph is my favourite player.

by aeroman123 March 23, 2025