Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.

Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.

by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023

Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.

Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still list to bust a nut every day

“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world

by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019

matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still lust to bust a nut every day

“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world

by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019

Mattes

One shrexy egg

Mattes, kill yourself

by Mattespolski69 October 20, 2019

Matt W

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo

Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...

by Wheezybibliophile October 26, 2019