Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

Math

Mental Abuse To Humans

Dababy letsgo amogus red sus
Math

by JayDropEmOff November 23, 2021

Math

A highly painful form of torture.

He uses a lot of math

by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 28, 2018

mathes

Knowledgeable person with very well structured arguments who arguments in very pragmatic matter.

He's such a Mathes.

by m4th3s October 8, 2019

Math

Math means a dumb bitch that should not be used ever.🙄🤚 it makes you go insane!-😭🤚it makes you almost kys!🥺

“We’re doing Math!” .-Ima kms rn..-😫😭🤚🙄🔪😏🥵😃👍

by paytonanonclipz on tt December 16, 2020

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

Teacher: (10.5 x 9) + 5.5
Smart student: 100!
Dumb student: umm...

Diplomathic question

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 20, 2021