Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.

It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.

by Little m1ke January 12, 2023

Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.

Wow! She is such a breeding machine!

by xenament July 10, 2024

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Sex Machine

Gal OR Anej

Damn he is such an Sex Machine

by Slovenski ginget April 8, 2021

Machine

Slang for crack pipe.

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”

by Kravin April 7, 2022