Lord longdong

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.

That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

by The all knowing hades April 8, 2022

Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.

Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!

by a_in_pa August 9, 2022

Meme lord

PewDiePie

PewDiePie is the meme lord of a 9 year old army

by Obscurissimus April 7, 2019

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 26, 2018

Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus

This child of the lords name is savannah.

by Savannah aka c.o.t April 20, 2017

Discord Lord

the stereotype mod of discord who will ban you for the littlest things like memes in general and saying the same thing twice in a non spam channel but sometimes it's a good thing because they will ban trolls before anything too annoying happens

omg that guy is a Discord lord, he kicked my friend, he just said that he's gonna post memes in general

by The Meme leee March 2, 2022