Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!

Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"

by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

bronx kiss

The "Bronx Kiss"

It's when a Yank fan passes gas on you as you top them!

He gave his buddy a Bronx Kiss after the game.

by Madam Emma Frothoal June 16, 2018

closing kiss

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.

"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"

by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018

Kisse dicker

When a guy is a player

Lonny is such a kisse dicker

by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018

Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.

Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!

by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019

monkey kissing

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .

Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night

by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018